61. if u wrt pms lke ths prepr 2 b rejktd.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
poetic advice
6. The lowercase i is passé when used as a personal pronoun.
Posted by Matthew Schmeer at 9:05 AM
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poetic advice
9. Punctuation is your friend.
Posted by Matthew Schmeer at 9:05 AM
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poetic advice
17. When submitting poems via email, send work in text-only mode. No one needs to see that cutesy smiley animated GIF signature or your Glamour Shots poses from three years ago. Editors only care about the quality of the work, and everything else is distraction.
Posted by Matthew Schmeer at 9:01 AM
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poetic advice
59. Obey standard grammatical conventions until you become famous. After that, feel free to make yourself misunderstood.
Posted by Matthew Schmeer at 8:56 AM
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
poetic advice
19. Speling countz, so profreed cairfulie.
Posted by Matthew Schmeer at 12:57 PM
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Monday, October 23, 2006
poetic advice
2. Nouns and verbs are your friends.
Posted by Matthew Schmeer at 4:02 PM
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poetic advice
1. Make it concrete. Poetry is in things, not concepts.
Posted by Matthew Schmeer at 3:55 PM
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poetic advice
42. Only Douglas Adams could get away with meta-metapoetry. And you're not Douglas Adams.
Posted by Matthew Schmeer at 3:53 PM
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Friday, October 20, 2006
poetic advice
143. In your cover letter or biographical information, refrain from using the word spiritual in each sentence. Ditto for the words experimental and taffeta.
Posted by Matthew Schmeer at 11:50 AM
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poetic advice
86. Camel toe is not complimentary. It's just vulgar. So use it sparingly.
Posted by Matthew Schmeer at 8:38 AM
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poetic advice
113. Just because you stare at the sky while trying to think about something to write does not mean you should write about clouds.
Posted by Matthew Schmeer at 8:17 AM
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Thursday, October 19, 2006
poetic advice
34. Don't write about your soul using the word soul. Call it a lungfish or something.
Posted by Matthew Schmeer at 1:43 PM
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Sunday, January 01, 2006
About
Poetry Midwest had a good run for twenty-three issues between 2000 and 2010. During that time, it also published three digital broadsides and one digital chapbook. Then it went on permanent hiatus, and never recovered. You can download these materials here.
Poetry Midwest did not adhere to a specific artistic aesthetic, but aimed to publish work which showed evidence of skillful craftsmanship. I looked for pieces which pushed the boundary of language to capture the essence of experience with vivid imagery while avoiding didacticism. Poetry Midwest was flarf-friendly, but demandingly so.
Poetry Midwest was edited by Matthew W. Schmeer on an Apple Power Macintosh G4 (Gigabit Ethernet) and an iMac Core Duo running MacOS X 10.4.11 using Microsoft Entourage 2004, TextWrangler 2.3, Excalibur 4.0.7, and Pages 3.0.3.
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The views expressed here reflect the views of the editor and not his employer. Do not construe any statement made on this blog as poetic advice; if you require poetic assistance, contact a poet in your area. Do not rely on statements made on this blog, or opinions from/positions taken by this blog, for the purposes of poetic advice.
Defunct Past Projects
Poetry Ink (1995-1997)
Electric Broadsheet (1997-1998)
Dead Verses (2006) -- incorporated into Poetry Midwest
7evens (2006-2008) -- incorporated into Poetry Midwest
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