Tuesday, February 03, 2009

poetic advice

100. Using poetry to funnel your emotions is like using a monkey to plunge your toilet. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Monday, February 02, 2009

poetic advice

76. Nobody cares about the state of your heart. Unless it's being eaten by a zombie.

poetic advice

43. Only Mattie Stepanek could get away with gushy sentimentality and have people praise it for its insight. We were being NICE to a sick kid, okay?

poetic advice

44. Ellipses do not make your poetry deep . . . man.